Crazy Dreams
We all have been dreaming since before we even know or
realize what dreams are. Some doctors even say that babies dream while they are
still inside their mommies. But how many of us actually remember what we dream
about? Some remember their dreams partially, others wholly. And some don’t
dream at all or don’t remember what they dreamt about.
Let’s talk about those who do dream and remember some of
theirs. It’s said that the people who come in your dream are those you have
seen somewhere already. Let it be in real life or movies or in television, your
mind subconsciously catalogues them and it’s a given that they are real. Or as
real as they could get from what your brain remembers. How else can you explain
the aliens and talking pigs? :D
I belong to the latter category. I dream vividly, 99 % of
them don’t make sense at all and the 1% is where I STILL have nightmares about
my 12th board exams. The invigilator gives the question paper and (guess
what) I have no clue about anything, but my friends are already demanding extra
sheets. My conclusion about this: I have
crammed and distressed my brain so much that it’s still punishing me with these
nightmares almost a decade later.
I am not the only one right? I mean everyone has nightmares about
their high school exams after years of being done right? Right? I mean, who am
I convincing? I am pretty sure I scarred my poor brain permanently.
Moving on, my other 99% isn’t helping either. I have these
cray-cray dreams throughout the night and remember everything the next day. Every
single thing up to even what colour the flying camel was (pretty sure this was
after watching Avatar. Those flying things looked like camels from a certain
angle, believe me :D)
My craziest dream ever -> My sister comes home and tells
my mom that she needs something for her school project. My mom says that whatever
it is, we will get her. I ask my sister what it is and she says she needs a
vampire. I remember being baffled, even in my dream, and I look at my mom. My
mom is totally fine with it and the next day we have a 6 foot vampire growling, chained and shackled to hell. The vampire was kept hidden under our washing
machine. I mean where else would you chain it? Of course, dig a hole; put the
chained vampire inside the said hole and move the washing machine right back into
its place. Except it kept growling because no one took its mouth under
consideration. The VAMPIRE’S mouth. All
night long it kept growling and everyone was sleeping except me, as I was the only
sane one (even in my dream) and kept watch. Next day, as you can predict, it
escapes from under the washing machine and I kill it (with all my kill bill
moves and magic knives). So then my parents come along with my sister, from somewhere. I scream telling them it was a bad idea all along and
that I had no idea how we were going to take it away from our home as it was
dead. My mom, being awesome as usual though it was her fault for agreeing to
the vampire in the first place, explains that we can tell the neighbors that our dog
died and that we are moving it. It all went smoothly enough except when a neighbor asked what was with the
blood. I remember telling him we were making lamb biriyani. Note: We don’t have
a dog and we are vegetarians. So it all makes sense. Does Not. Craziest dream to date.
So if you guys have any crazy dreams that you would like to
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crazy ramblings of mine.
Listen to this song if possible (Keep on Loving you –
Cigarettes after Sex) –
Sowndharya
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